Thank goddess it’s My-Friday. Time to settle down into the weekend, judge others and pretend I’m everyone’s ideal.

Ahhh, weekends.

I served Hugh Dillon from Flashpoint at work today and other than him being pretty nice all I could think the whole time was, “Why the fuck do so many famous people come through Kingston? There’s literally nothing here but pretty bricks and a little Canadian history”.
And yes I’m name-dropping so deal with it; it’s not like it’s giving me anything. Haha.

I served Hugh Dillon from Flashpoint at work today and other than him being pretty nice all I could think the whole time was, “Why the fuck do so many famous people come through Kingston? There’s literally nothing here but pretty bricks and a little Canadian history”.

And yes I’m name-dropping so deal with it; it’s not like it’s giving me anything. Haha.

VMars is so down and harsh on hookers, man. Derision after insult after scorn, like, yeesh give it a rest already with the not so subtle social commentary.

<b> Me:</b> *sits on couch watching Veronica Mars season 3*<p><b>VMars:</b> *something contrived and trite*<p><b>Me:</b> *makes funny joke in response to show*<p><b>Me:</b> ...<p><b>Me:</b> ... Eh, boyf?<p><b>Boyfriend:</b> Sorry, what?<p><b>Me:</b> WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING SO FUNNY IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO ME AT ALL TIMES?!<p>
I’m taking a page from Causticgrip’s book and trying out cool new beers every once in a while. This beer is made with raspberries!!! Yaaaaaaay I am overly excited about drinking this! Except the fact that they coated the top of the beer bottle with red wax in an effort to be cute. Whoever came up with that idea is a fucking moron. It took me five minutes to work the opener in far enough to get the cap off.

But yaaaaaay raspberry beer!

I’m taking a page from Causticgrip’s book and trying out cool new beers every once in a while. This beer is made with raspberries!!! Yaaaaaaay I am overly excited about drinking this! Except the fact that they coated the top of the beer bottle with red wax in an effort to be cute. Whoever came up with that idea is a fucking moron. It took me five minutes to work the opener in far enough to get the cap off.

But yaaaaaay raspberry beer!

judgernaut:

Summer goal: learn how to use a whip.

Tbh as cool as it would be, if I ever tried to learn to use a whip the backlash would probably smack me right in the face 9/10.

Cleavage is good for two things: holding beer and making sure I don&#8217;t forget I have boobs.

I can&#8217;t chug beer. At all. I can&#8217;t even chug pop. I just can&#8217;t chug anything that&#8217;s carbonated; I need to expel as much air as possible before I swallow anything.

Tonight was the first Saturday night where I didn&#8217;t have to close AND I instead got to serve and walk out with two hundred bucks. I got home twenty minutes ago and had my beer cracked open in about thirty seconds flat. For some reason, I&#8217;m in a good mood even though I need to be at work in eight hours.

Devon and I were talking about how odd it is that most of the main characters on Veronica Mars seem to have disappeared from the face of Hollywood once the show ended, yet so many of the one-episoder actors are now hella famous. Funny how it goes. Ya just never know.

What&#8217;s the difference between a blink and a wink? A cyclops can&#8217;t blink.

You&#8217;re welcome.

Cleavage is good for two things: holding beer and making sure I don’t forget I have boobs.

I can’t chug beer. At all. I can’t even chug pop. I just can’t chug anything that’s carbonated; I need to expel as much air as possible before I swallow anything.

Tonight was the first Saturday night where I didn’t have to close AND I instead got to serve and walk out with two hundred bucks. I got home twenty minutes ago and had my beer cracked open in about thirty seconds flat. For some reason, I’m in a good mood even though I need to be at work in eight hours.

Devon and I were talking about how odd it is that most of the main characters on Veronica Mars seem to have disappeared from the face of Hollywood once the show ended, yet so many of the one-episoder actors are now hella famous. Funny how it goes. Ya just never know.

What’s the difference between a blink and a wink? A cyclops can’t blink.

You’re welcome.