glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via imasteredtheavatarstate)

Love us like you’re our own personal vanity, because mine’s on vacation and his is just not big enough for both of us.

Love us like you’re our own personal vanity, because mine’s on vacation and his is just not big enough for both of us.

HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via punch-drunk-lust)

Don’t ever let anyone tell you romantic relationships are good fer nuthin’.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you romantic relationships are good fer nuthin’.

annoying person: Aren't you a little young for blahblahblah?
me: Aren't you a little old just in general?

punch-drunk-lust:

suicidecasanova:

You know that feeling when you’re about to watch a movie on Netflix, but keep searching their inventory because you know there’s something better? This is why some of you are still single.

OMG